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Episode Guide

This Episode Guide is a comprehensive list of all episodes in Suitman's Survivor, divided into their respective seasons.

Series overview

Season Episodes Originally aired
Season premiere Season finale
1 13 January 13, 2013 January 27, 2013
2 13 February 10, 2013 February 24, 2013
3 13 February 27, 2013 March 13, 2013
4 12 March 24, 2013 April 7, 2013
5 12 May 26, 2013 June 7, 2013
6 14 June 12, 2013 June 28, 2013
7 12 July 7, 2013 July 20, 2013
8 11 July 21, 2013 August 1, 2013
9 12 August 27, 2013 September 14, 2013
10 12 September 16, 2013 October 2, 2013
11 14 October 12, 2013 October 27, 2013
12 15 November 30, 2013 December 15, 2013
13 13 January 20, 2014 February 2, 2014
14 14 February 20, 2014 March 10, 2014
15 15 June 21, 2014 July 7, 2014
16 14 July 10, 2014 July 24, 2014
17 14 August 11, 2014 August 26, 2014
18 16 August 30, 2014 September 16, 2014
19 12 October 15, 2014 November 5, 2014
20 16 November 13, 2014 December 9, 2014
21 14 January 11, 2015 February 7, 2015
22 13 February 16, 2015 March 25, 2015
23 15 April 8, 2015 May 2, 2015
24 17 May 12, 2015 June 8, 2015
25 17 June 12, 2015 July 6, 2015
26 13 July 10, 2015 July 25, 2015
27 14 August 10, 2015 August 27, 2015
28 15 August 29, 2015 October 21, 2015
29 11 November 1, 2015 December 2, 2015
30 14 December 5, 2015 February 5, 2016
31 11 February 21, 2016 March 8, 2016
32 15 March 26, 2016 April 18, 2016
33 14 April 25, 2016 May 29, 2016
34 13 June 1, 2016 June 15, 2016
35 14 June 25, 2016 July 13, 2016
35b 13 July 14, 2016 August 7, 2016
36 15 August 10, 2016 September 2, 2016
37 15 November 26, 2016 December 19, 2016
38 17 January 3, 2017 January 25, 2017
39 18 June 6, 2017 June 28, 2017
40 18 July 15, 2017 August 14, 2017

Episodes

Mongolia

Main Article: Survivor: Mongolia
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
1 1 "This Desert Looks A Lot Like My Computer Room" January 13, 2013
2 2 "Throwing Out Random Numbers" January 14, 2013
3 3 "Just Another Tribe Of Players" January 15, 2013
4 4 "Cry Baby Losers" January 16, 2013
5 5 "Okay Well Now You're An Idiot" January 17, 2013
6 6 "The Sauce Is Getting Snuffed!" January 18, 2013
7 7 "No But Seriously, What Happened?" January 19, 2013
8 8 "Total Democracy" January 20, 2013
9 9 "You Have Throats to Slash" January 21, 2013
10 10 "Never Gunna Be the Same" January 22, 2013
11 11 "Loyal Nice Person" January 23, 2013
12 12 "I'm Sorry For My Sins!" January 24, 2013
13 13 "I Don't Listen to Ass-Kissers" January 25-27, 2013

Saint Lucia

Main Article: Survivor: Saint Lucia
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
14 1 "The Weak and Unreliable" February 10, 2013
15 2 "Skype or Die" February 11, 2013
16 3 "I Can See the Next One Being a Cluster Cluck" February 12, 2013
17 4 "We Just Fell Apart" February 13, 2013
18 5 "A Taste of Her Own Medicine" February 14, 2013
19 6 "Knives Are Coming Out" February 15, 2013
20 7 "We're Hanging By A Thread" February 16, 2013
21 8 "Awkward Turtle" February 17, 2013
22 9 "Does Not Compute" February 18, 2013
23 10 "It Became More Evident Where Loyalties Lie" February 19, 2013
24 11 "It's Time for Everyone to Get Crazy" February 20, 2013
25 12 "Paranoia Increases" February 20, 2013
26 13 "I Freaking Hate Pizza Now" February 22-24, 2013

Brazil

Main Article: Survivor: Brazil
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
27 1 "By the Skin of Our Teeth!" February 27, 2013
28 2 "Jesus is on Our Side" February 28, 2013
29 3 "Wash it with Soap" March 1, 2013
30 4 "Everyone is Scrambling" March 2, 2013
31 5 "My Whole Computer Froze" March 3, 2013
32 6 "Whole Lot More Crazy" March 4, 2013
33 7 "Whatever Floats Your Boat" March 5, 2013
34 8 "It Will Be Cray Cray" March 6, 2013
35 9 "Such Obvious Targets" March 7, 2013
36 10 "A Game of Individuality" March 8, 2013
37 11 "Paranoia is Survivor Aids" March 9, 2013
38 12 "This Isn't the Hunger Games" March 10, 2013
39 13 "Well I Did Say I Was Evil" March 11-13, 2013

Great Britain

Main Article: Survivor: Great Britain
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
40 1 "We're the Laughing Joke of the Season" March 24, 2013
41 2 "It Will Be A Bloody Miracle" March 25, 2013
42 3 "Wannabe Hater" March 26, 2013
43 4 "Gag Me With A Spoon" March 27, 2013
44 5 "If Merge Is Next I Will Poop All Over This Tribal" March 28, 2013
45 6 "Got Your Farm of Animals" March 29, 2013
46 7 "Why the Hell Would He Wish You Luck?" March 30, 2013
47 8 "He's Going to Attack My Character" April 1, 2013
48 9 "It's Not Too Late" April 2, 2013
49 10 "Can We Name the Idol After Me?" April 3, 2013
50 11 "The Taste of the Finale is a Little Saltier Than I Remember" April 4, 2013
51 12 "You Simply Did Nothing in This Game" April 5-7, 2013

Jordan

Main Article: Survivor: Jordan
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
52 1 "You Better Hope They Send You to Exile" May 26, 2013
53 2 "Mini-Golf Kicks the Shit Out of Regular Golf" May 27, 2013
54 3 "Karameh Has Evolved Into Matsing" May 28, 2013
55 4 "Compulsive Liar" May 29, 2013
56 5 "Boom Went the Dynamite" May 30, 2013
57 6 "#BottomOfTheTotemPole" May 31, 2013
58 7 "Quarter 'til Blindside" June 1, 2013
59 8 "Uneducated Dickhead" June 2, 2013
60 9 "Enough With Your Drama!" June 3, 2013
61 10 "I Knew I Dun Goofed" June 4, 2013
62 11 "I Can Never Beat My Record" June 5, 2013
63 12 "She Gunna Give You Eternal Damnation!" June 6-7, 2013

All-Stars

Main Article: Survivor: All-Stars
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
64 1 "The Red Bulls Aren't Getting Their Wings" June 12, 2013
65 2 "Fuel to the Fire" June 13, 2013
66 3 "Edward is Gunna Sparkle You to Death" June 14, 2013
67 4 "You Guys Are Still in the Shitter!" June 15, 2013
68 5 "New Tribes. New Game." June 16, 2013
69 6 "Simon Would Call This A Cluster-Cluck" June 17, 2013
70 7 "Gurl Ain't That the Truth" June 18, 2013
71 8 "Loyalty Has Become A Priority" June 19, 2013
72 9 "Like A Science Lair" June 20, 2013
73 10 "Bitch You Wanna Be Salty?" June 22, 2013
74 11 "Short Sweet and Simple" June 23, 2013
75 12 "You Are Entitled to Your Wrong Thoughts" June 24, 2013
76 13 "Well I'm Fuqed" June 26, 2013
77 14 "Poison is Pouring" June 27-28, 2013

Venezuela

Main Article: Survivor: Venezuela
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
78 1 "I'd Love It If You Braided My Dreadlocks" July 7, 2013
79 2 "My Internet is a Flop Right Now" July 8, 2013
80 3 "We're Just Too Swag For That" July 9, 2013
81 4 "I Suck At Life" July 10, 2013
82 5 "I'm Starting to Regret Even Showing Up" July 11, 2013
83 6 "That Barbie Bitch Needs to Decinsotize Herself" July 12, 2013
84 7 "About to Spill the Beans" July 14, 2013
85 8 "You Swore On Your Own Children You Bitch!" July 15, 2013
86 9 "I Don't Have Time for this Mess" July 16, 2013
87 10 "He Too Busy Lickin' Salt Off His Fingers" July 17, 2013
88 11 "They're Dragging You to the End Cause You Suck" July 18, 2013
89 12 "It Makes You a Classy Broad" July 19-20, 2013

Caicos Islands

Main Article: Survivor: Caicos Islands
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
90 1 "These Sound Like Rich People Names" July 21, 2013
91 2 "Dramatic Richard Hatch Effect" July 22, 2013
92 3 "I Bloody Almost Had A Heart Attack" July 23, 2013
93 4 "What A Fabio Moment" July 24, 2013
94 5 "This Sounds Physically Exertive" July 25, 2013
95 6 "I'm The Idiot Who Won This Game Twice" July 26, 2013
96 7 "The One Who Was Too Confident" July 27, 2013
97 8 "Get the Medics" July 28, 2013
98 9 "I Aint Ghetto!" July 29, 2013
99 10 "It Should Be Crycos Island" July 30, 2013
100 11 "You Don't Even Know What Floater Means" July 31-August 1, 2013

East Timor

Main Article: Survivor: East Timor
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
101 1 "My Drama Never Ends" August 27, 2013
102 2 "Hell Shall Be Wreaked" August 28, 2013
103 3 "Better You Than Me" September 1, 2013
104 4 "Huge Ass Power Player" September 2, 2013
105 5 "Narnian Unicorns" September 3, 2013
106 6 "Pandemonium" September 4, 2013
107 7 "Piss On Someone's Coconut" September 5, 2013
108 8 "Ready for Battle" September 7, 2013
109 9 "Have Fun Spamming!" September 9, 2013
110 10 "I Can Taste the Finale" September 11, 2013
111 11 "Flipped and Flopped" September 12, 2013
112 12 "Was I Bi-Polar In This Game?" September 13-14, 2013

Seychelles

Main Article: Survivor: Seychelles
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
113 1 "Waiting Game" September 16, 2013
114 2 "Good Ol' Lazare" September 17, 2013
115 3 "You're Not Lasting Long Hun" September 18, 2013
116 4 "Ended With Crazy" September 19, 2013
117 5 "Do What You Gotta Do" September 20, 2013
118 6 "Did Anyone Get My Joke?" September 22, 2013
119 7 "You'll Pay for the Pain" September 23, 2013
120 8 "Just Being A Point Troll" September 25, 2013
121 9 "I Knew You Had an Idol" September 26, 2013
122 10 "Is Jabber A Word?" September 27, 2013
123 11 "It Shouldn't Be A Big Surprise" September 28, 2013
124 12 "You're a Rude Ass Bitch!" October 1-2, 2013

Brunei

Main Article: Survivor: Brunei
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
125 1 "Empathy is Not Allowed" October 12, 2013
126 2 "I Guess It Just Crawled on Me" October 13, 2013
127 3 "Snap Crackle and Pop You Betta Stop!" October 14, 2013
128 4 "King of the Alliance" October 15, 2013
129 5 "Foolish Little Troll" October 16, 2013
130 6 "Ever Hear of a Fly Swatter?" October 17, 2013
131 7 "Go Cry in a Corner" October 18, 2013
132 8 "Congrats, Katniss Killed You" October 19, 2013
133 9 "I'd Rather Not Drown Today" October 20, 2013
134 10 "You Sunk My Battleship!" October 21, 2013
135 11 "Thanks Obama" October 22, 2013
136 12 "Gerard's Republic" October 23, 2013
137 13 "You Forgot Rupert Boneham" October 24, 2013
138 14 "My Name is Gerard, Not Gerarf" October 26-27, 2013

Friends vs. Favorites

Main Article: Survivor: Friends vs. Favorites
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
139 1 "It Would Feel Like Francesca" November 30, 2013
140 2 "#FloppyAssTribe" December 1, 2013
141 3 "YEAH FANG. GET SOME." December 2, 2013
142 4 "I Don't Believe in Momentum" December 3, 2013
143 5 "This is a Survivor First!" December 4, 2013
144 6 "Wreck Some Shit Up" December 5, 2013
145 7 "Don't Let That Fool You" December 6, 2013
146 8 "Krystal Hacked Me Jet" December 7, 2013
147 9 "Gender Confusion" December 8, 2013
148 10 "Way to Screw Yourselves" December 9, 2013
149 11 "Dumb Leytle Shites" December 10, 2013
150 12 "Not All Dreams Will Happen" December 11, 2013
151 13 "On Top of the World" December 12, 2013
152 14 "Massive Pile of D.O.G.S.H.I.T" December 13, 2013
153 15 "Taste the Victory" December, 14-15, 2013

Vietnam

Main Article: Survivor: Vietnam
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
154 1 "He Nearly Had A Nervous Breakdown" January 20, 2014
155 2 "You Asked Me to Mutiny" January 21, 2014
156 3 "Mutineers Hang!" January 22, 2014
157 4 "This is Worse Than Survivor Palau" January 23, 2014
158 5 "What A Wicked Web He Has Woven" January 24, 2014
159 6 "I Got Blind-Mutinied!" January 25, 2014
160 7 "Straddling On the Fence!" January 26, 2014
161 8 "Next Head On the Block" January 27, 2014
162 9 "You Don't Mess With the King" January 28, 2014
163 10 "Top Of My Take Out List" January 29, 2014
164 11 "Three Strikes, I'm Out" January 30, 2014
165 12 "Bet That Stings A Bit" January 31, 2014
166 13 "Loyalty Before Royalty" February 1-2, 2014

Occultus Island

Main Article: Survivor: Occultus Island
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
167 1 "The Satanic Force Is Here" February 20, 2014
168 2 "One Foot In Front of the Other" February 21, 2014
169 3 "As Small As His Condom Size" February 22, 2014
170 4 "Wasn't Even Close" February 23, 2014
171 5 "They Will Implode" February 24, 2014
172 6 "Only Devils" February 25, 2014
173 7 "Blood for the Spiders" February 26, 2014
174 8 "Hot and Worried" February 27, 2014
175 9 "Shit's Gunna Hit the Pan!" February 28, 2014
176 10 "This Game Ain't Finished Yet" March 2, 2014
177 11 "I'm Only Medium Rare" March 3, 2014
178 12 "Better Safe Than Sorry" March 4, 2014
179 13 "Twist Not Trust" March 6, 2014
180 14 "Can't Count Anyone Out" March 7, 2014
181 15 "Gunna Die Trying" March 8, 2014
182 16 "Stain on the Face of Humanity" March 9-10, 2014

Moral vs. Merciless

Main Article: Survivor: Moral vs. Merciless
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
183 1 "Desperate to Name the Episode" June 21, 2014
184 2 "Right Time to Strike" June 22, 2014
185 3 "Misery Loves Company" June 23, 2014
186 4 "I Don't See No Nuns" June 24, 2014
187 5 "More Deals Than Deal or No Deal" June 25, 2014
188 6 "Cut the Head off the Basilisk" June 26, 2014
189 7 "#JuicyJackass" June 27, 2014
190 8 "He Ain't Getting My Vote" June 28, 2014
191 9 "We're Probably Merging at Three" June 29, 2014
192 10 "Thanks for the Fake Curveball" June 30, 2014
193 11 "Time to Throw the Hail Mary Pass" July 2, 2014
194 12 "Not Playing to Be Someone's Sheep" July 3, 2014
195 13 "True Mate with Slaggish Tendencies" July 4, 2014
196 14 "Still Not Trying to Get an Episode Title" July 5, 2014
197 15 "Devil in Disguise" July 6-7, 2014

Cursed Hand

Main Article: Survivor: Cursed Hand
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
198 1 "Mother, I'm Tired of Your Bullshit!" July 10, 2014
199 2 "Count My Chickens" July 11, 2014
200 3 "Dental Surgery From a Blind Person" July 12, 2014
201 4 "Unspoken Threats and Wildcards" July 13, 2014
202 5 "Bitter Self-Righteous Douche" July 14, 2014
203 6 "Whirlwinds of Disaster" July 15, 2014
204 7 "Feel That Freeze?" July 16, 2014
205 8 "The Lamest Alliance" July 17, 2014
206 9 "That's An Abrupt Ending" July 18, 2014
207 10 "Close But No Cigar" July 19, 2014
208 11 "Big Risk, Big Reward" July 20, 2014
209 12 "Sticky Situation" July 21, 2014
210 13 "Delusional as Hell" July 22, 2014
211 14 "Don't Even Want to Type Your Name" July 23-24, 2014

Reclamation

Main Article: Survivor: Reclamation
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
212 1 "It's A Salt Shaker, Duh" August 11, 2014
213 2 "My 'Lil Buddy" August 12, 2014
214 3 "Clown Car of Cunts" August 13, 2014
215 4 "Well That Plan Backfired" August 15, 2014
216 5 "Egocentric Butt" August 16, 2014
217 6 "Sit the Fuck Down" August 17, 2014
218 7 "#IdolFaked" August 18, 2014
219 8 "Started From Da Bottom" August 19, 2014
220 9 "Throwing Them Under Your Vehicle" August 20, 2014
221 10 "Need A Vacation" August 21, 2014
222 11 "Two Birds With One Stone" August 22, 2014
223 12 "Piping Hot Immuni-Tea" August 23, 2014
224 13 "Mearl Pearl Harbored Us" August 24, 2014
225 14 "His Mother's Gynaecologist" August 25-26, 2014

Second Chances

Main Article: Survivor: Second Chances
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
226 1 "I Hath Sinned" August 30, 2014
227 2 "My 19 Day Business Trip" August 31, 2014
228 3 "God Hand Me the Idol" September 1, 2014
229 4 "Disgusted With This Cast" September 2, 2014
230 5 "Owe Voldemort A Blowjob" September 3, 2014
231 6 "Obsessed with Lampshades" September 4, 2014
232 7 "Kick Her in the Fire" September 5, 2014
233 8 "Double Edged Sword" September 6, 2014
234 9 "What A Dumb Bitch" September 7, 2014
235 10 "Staying On My Toes" September 9, 2014
236 11 "The Worst of Both Worlds" September 10, 2014
237 12 "Valdecio" September 11, 2014
238 13 "Swapped Sheep for Sheep" September 12, 2014
239 14 "Panic Mode" September 13, 2014
240 15 "Follow Me Or Get Trampled" September 14, 2014
241 16 "Tuesdays Are Sloppy Joe Nights" September 15-16, 2014

Jan Mayen

Main Article: Survivor: Jan Mayen
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
242 1 "Take Your Actions, Own Them" October 15, 2014
243 2 "Unscathed and Dominant" October 16, 2014
244 3 "Public Sewage System" October 20, 2014
245 4 "Tensions Are Flaring" October 23, 2014
246 5 "Initiated the Charge" October 25, 2014
247 6 "#TribalQueen" October 27, 2014
248 7 "Puppet Numero Uno" October 28, 2014
249 8 "Gonna Get A Bullseye" October 29, 2014
250 9 "Dog Muzzle For His Mouth" October 31, 2014
251 10 "Blowing My Inbox Up" November 1, 2014
252 11 "Hungry Hungry Revenge Seeker" November 3, 2014
253 12 "Dumb Bitch Giving Me A Headache" November 4-5, 2014

Bingo vs. Suitman

Main Article: Survivor: Bingo vs. Suitman
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
254 1 "Time to Get Serious" November 13, 2014
255 2 "Odds Are Bleak" November 14, 2014
256 3 "The Mockingjay" November 15, 2014
257 4 "Exact Some Revenge" November 16, 2014
258 5 "Grade A Idiot" November 17, 2014
259 6 "Brush With Death" November 18, 2014
260 7 "Some Power in Hand" November 20, 2014
261 8 "Bound to Be Chaos" November 22, 2014
262 9 "Line in the Sand" November 27, 2014
263 10 "Mix the Cake" November 28, 2014
264 11 "I Ducking Knew It!" November 29, 2014
265 12 "Dethroned From the Driver's Seat" November 30, 2014
266 13 "Into the Dragon's Mouth" December 1, 2014
267 14 "Dead Man Walking" December 2, 2014
268 15 "Absolutely Baffled" December 4, 2014
269 16 "All Hell Breaks Loose" December 8-9, 2014

Eritrea

Main Article: Survivor: Eritrea
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
270 1 "Hide yo Kids, Hide yo Idols" January 11, 2015
271 2 "Where's the Jedi One?" January 12, 2015
272 3 "Bottom of the Social Pyramid" January 15, 2015
273 4 "Did You Think I Was Japanese?" January 17, 2015
274 5 "Having A Little Heart Attack" January 20, 2015
275 6 "Another Shot of Booze" January 22, 2015
276 7 "Barely Lifted A Ginger" January 24, 2015
277 8 "Sounds Like A Filthy STI" January 25, 2015
278 9 "Make Him Eternally Nominated!" January 26, 2015
279 10 "Send Yo Bitch Ass to the Dean" January 28, 2015
280 11 "More Than Just Brad's Wife" January 30, 2015
281 12 "And the Oscar Goes To..." February 2, 2015
282 13 "Bunch of Terrible Bitches" February 4, 2015
283 14 "The Plastic Bag" February 6-7, 2015

New Zealand

Main Article: Survivor: New Zealand
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
284 1 "That Was Quite the Icebreaker" February 16, 2015
285 2 "Robby Heart Throbby" February 17, 2015
286 3 "Options are Limited" February 21, 2015
287 4 "Blowing a Kiss For the Hate" February 26, 2015
288 5 "The Boring Stain Bears" February 28, 2015
289 6 "Ugly Ass Rodent" March 1, 2015
290 7 "Thank Jesus Hallelujah!" March 2, 2015
291 8 "I'm Not Entirely a Failure" March 7, 2015
292 9 "Better Than Spam" March 9, 2015
293 10 "Juicy Plans and Stuff Like That" March 11, 2015
294 11 "That One Crazy Uncle" March 18, 2015
295 12 "Anyone Can Win" March 21, 2015
296 13 "My Parents Want to Go to Olive Garden" March 24-25, 2015

Japan

Main Article: Survivor: Japan
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
297 1 "Beauty is Truth, Truth Beauty" April 8, 2015
298 2 "Outta Da Gates Like a Racehorse" April 9, 2015
299 3 "Cause Some Chaos" April 10, 2015
300 4 "My Placenta Is Sunny Side Up" April 12, 2015
301 5 "Where's the Beef Jerky?" April 14, 2015
302 6 "Okazippidyfuck and Dungaroo" April 15, 2015
303 7 "Slug in a Bag of Salt" April 16, 2015
304 8 "No More Half Measures" April 17, 2015
305 9 "Nobel Prize in Loserology" April 19, 2015
306 10 "Some Fuckery Will Go Down" April 21, 2015
307 11 "Blindside Boners" April 24, 2015
308 12 "All Just Soggy Croissants" April 26, 2015
309 13 "Slimy Smegma Sack of Shit" April 28, 2015
310 14 "Merci Mon Cheri" April 29, 2015
311 15 "Tahara Wins Immunity!" May 1-2, 2015

Last Leap

Main Article: Survivor: Last Leap
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
312 1 "Down With the Premade!" May 12, 2015
313 2 "Beauty of the Mutiny" May 16, 2015
314 3 "At Least We're Not La Esmeralda" May 17, 2015
315 4 "Damned If I Do, Damned If I Don't" May 19, 2015
316 5 "Disgusting Rodent Losers" May 22, 2015
317 6 "Safe Little Visayas Perch" May 23, 2015
318 7 "Fabulous Piece of Belgian Chocolate" May 24, 2015
319 8 "Raisin Cookies Are Nasty" May 25, 2015
320 9 "For A Million Suitman Bucks" May 26, 2015
321 10 "I'm Not A Fucking Moron" May 27, 2015
322 11 "Life or Death Decision" May 28, 2015
323 12 "Delayed Execution" May 30, 2015
324 13 "Big Move Is My Middle Name" June 1, 2015
325 14 "Brings Back Bad Memories" June 2, 2015
326 15 "My Soul Died Six Years Ago" June 3, 2015
327 16 "Gonna Pull a Sabrina Thompson" June 5, 2015
328 17 "Cat in the Motherfucking Hat" June 7-8, 2015

Conqueror's Crusade

Main Article: Survivor: Conqueror's Crusade
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
329 1 "I'm Angry Shawn" June 12, 2015
330 2 "I'm Back Senorita!" June 13, 2015
331 3 "In For a Rude Awakening" June 15, 2015
332 4 "Mystic on Top of a Mountain" June 16, 2015
333 5 "Need an Escape Route" June 17, 2015
334 6 "Trying to Hump a Doorknob" June 19, 2015
335 7 "Emotionally Unstable Children" June 20, 2015
336 8 "Eventually Kill Like Julius Caesar" June 23, 2015
337 9 "Know I'm No Power Player" June 24, 2015
338 10 "Welcome to Bongo's Funeral" June 27, 2015
339 11 "They're Easy Scapegoats" June 28, 2015
340 12 "It's Going to be Crunch Time" June 29, 2015
341 13 "King of Playing the Middle" June 30, 2015
342 14 "We All Lied to Each Other" July 1, 2015
343 15 "A+ Student In Being A Moron" July 2, 2015
344 16 "No Blood On His Hands" July 3, 2015
345 17 "Plunged the Knife In" July 5-6, 2015

Bhutan

Main Article: Survivor: Bhutan
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
346 1 "The Maxi Mart is Open For Business!" July 10, 2015
347 2 "Honey There's a Hurricane Coming" July 11, 2015
348 3 "John McGuire is a Simple Man" July 12, 2015
349 4 "Asexual Macbook Pro" July 13, 2015
350 5 "Hands Covered in Chetto Dust" July 14, 2015
351 6 "The New Bruce Jenner" July 16, 2015
352 7 "Epitome of a Pebble in a Shoe" July 17, 2015
353 8 "Sucks Being the Backstabbing Douche" July 18, 2015
354 9 "Rather Amputate My Arms" July 19, 2015
355 10 "Seventh is an Ugly Placing" July 21, 2015
356 11 "Psychotic Begging Mode" July 22, 2015
357 12 "Antidepressants That Cause Depression" July 23, 2015
358 13 "Have Some Heads to Scalp" July 24-25, 2015

Kiribati

Main Article: Survivor: Kiribati
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
359 1 "They're Probably a Sex-Ed Teacher" August 10, 2015
360 2 "Four Hours in a Bubblebath" August 11, 2015
361 3 "Diamond in the Rough" August 13, 2015
362 4 "Literal Definition of Pathetic" August 14, 2015
363 5 "Crybaby Whiney Bitch" August 15, 2015
364 6 "Blow This Tribe Up" August 17, 2015
365 7 "Get Your Popcorn Ready!" August 18, 2015
366 8 "Straight Outta Fucks" August 19, 2015
367 9 "Rat Detected!" August 21, 2015
368 10 "Diamond-Encrusted Silver Platter" August 22, 2015
369 11 "Clinging on for Dear Life" August 23, 2015
370 12 "Just an Insurance Policy" August 24, 2015
371 13 "Legit Feel Like Kass McQuillen" August 25, 2015
372 14 "Regular Tale of Romeo and Juliet" August 26-27, 2015

Rejects vs. Royals

Main Article: Survivor: Rejects vs. Royals
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
373 1 "Yep, I Know That Bitch!" August 29, 2015
374 2 "Go Down In Flames" August 30, 2015
375 3 "This Tribe Needs Some Fucking Therapy" August 31, 2015
376 4 "Christmas In My Crotch" September 2, 2015
377 5 "Kinsale Curse Lives On" September 3, 2015
378 6 "I'm Raven Baxter" September 12, 2015
379 7 "Hope Nothing Cray Cray Happens" September 15, 2015
380 8 "You Get Your Due" September 18, 2015
381 9 "#StickToThePlan" September 21, 2015
382 10 "Pasta La Vista!" September 24, 2015
383 11 "Game On Bitches" October 1, 2015
384 12 "Digging Myself A Grave" October 3, 2015
385 13 "That Ship Had Sailed" October 7, 2015
386 14 "Thirsty For That Win" October 10, 2015
387 15 "The Real Royalty Has Just Arrived" October 19-21, 2015

El Salvador

Main Article: Survivor: El Salvador
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
388 1 "Y'all Need Jesus!" November 1, 2015
389 2 "What A Mood Changer" November 3, 2015
390 3 "Next One On My Hitlist" November 7, 2015
391 4 "Don't Pull a Monica Padilla" November 10, 2015
392 5 "Hell to the Mother Fucking No!" November 12, 2015
393 6 "Guns-A-Blazing" November 15, 2015
394 7 "Either Useless or Mormon" November 18, 2015
395 8 "Eric Lives At FedEx!" November 21, 2015
396 9 "Slitting Some Throats" November 24, 2015
397 10 "Definition of Terrible" November 27, 2015
398 11 "Sound Like A Dying Whale" November 30-December 2, 2015

Polynesia

Main Article: Survivor: Polynesia
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
399 1 "Maybe I Should Switch Cocaine Dealers" December 5, 2015
400 2 "I Was No Tony Vlachos" December 9, 2015
401 3 "We Are Not Luzon!" December 16, 2015
402 4 "With It For the Long Haul" December 17, 2015
403 5 "Sketchier By the Day" December 19, 2015
404 6 "Ditching the Core" December 20, 2015
405 7 "Someone Needs to Call the Bulldozer" December 22, 2015
406 8 "Slay the Season" January 6, 2016
407 9 "Work Extra Hard on His Hooves" January 7, 2016
408 10 "The Shepherds Had Their Own Agendas" January 10, 2016
409 11 "It's A Complete Fluke" January 12, 2016
410 12 "Battle of the Sheep" January 13, 2016
411 13 "Erase the Target" January 16, 2016
412 14 "Cirque-Du-Soleil Game" January 20-February 5, 2016

Kazakhstan

Main Article: Survivor: Kazakhstan
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
413 1 "This Isn't Prison, Just Sorta Like It" February 21, 2016
414 2 "Breaking My Refresh Button" February 22, 2016
415 3 "Chop Chop, Bitches" February 23, 2016
416 4 "Thrive in Chaos" February 24, 2016
417 5 "That Nasty Malaysian Man" February 25, 2016
418 6 "I Can Do Anything" February 27, 2016
419 7 "Ass Is On the Chopping Block" February 28, 2016
420 8 "Guess Again Bitch!" March 1, 2016
421 9 "My Agent Free Antics" March 3, 2016
422 10 "God Rest His Soul" March 5, 2016
423 11 "Celebrate the Toast with Horse Milk" March 7-8, 2016

Unfinished Business

Main Article: Survivor: Unfinished Business
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
424 1 "Bad Mouthed Rejects of Life" March 26, 2016
425 2 "Immunity Is An Anagram of I'm Mutiny" March 28, 2016
426 3 "Jesus Take the Wheel" March 29, 2016
427 4 "How About You Choke on a Spiked Dildo" March 30, 2016
428 5 "Go Back to Your Asian Buffet" March 31, 2016
429 6 "Jennifer Lanzetti Syndrome" April 1, 2016
430 7 "Don't Shit on My Dreams Shawn" April 2, 2016
431 8 "The Fortune Teller Never Lies" April 3, 2016
432 9 "Ain't Here to Kiss Ass and Make Friends" April 6, 2016
433 10 "How Alike I Am to Adolf Hitler" April 7, 2016
434 11 "Just in Self-Preservation Mode" April 8, 2016
435 12 "He's a Selfish Player" April 9, 2016
436 13 "Kicked Out of Their Little Clique" April 11, 2016
437 14 "Spit on Them as They Burn" April 12, 2016
438 15 "This Game is Mine" April 14, 2016
439 16 "Cannibalistic Southern Chinese Tribe" April 17-18, 2016

Puerto Rico

Main Article: Survivor: Puerto Rico
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
440 1 "Don't Ever Accuse the Royal King of Lying!" April 25, 2016
441 2 "Hope They All Drink Bleach" April 27, 2016
442 3 "Always On His Man Period" April 29, 2016
443 4 "Stuck to the BBQ Chicken Grease" April 30, 2016
444 5 "Using Her Suitman Gift Card" May 1, 2016
445 6 "Magical Butterfly Jester" May 3, 2016
446 7 "Play Like A Fox, Hide Like A Mouse" May 6, 2016
447 8 "We're Here for Blood" May 8, 2016
448 9 "Like A Blind Tyrannosaurus Rex" May 10, 2016
449 10 "Rusty Cocooned Filled Coffin" May 15, 2016
450 11 "Come For My Weave Bitches" May 16, 2016
451 12 "Love Revolution" May 17, 2016
452 13 "Don't Wanna Be the Next Cydney" May 20, 2016
453 14 "This Sorcery is Outlandish" May 23-29, 2016

Ayia Thekla

Main Article: Survivor: Ayia Thekla
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
454 1 "Cut the Tension With A Dildo" June 1, 2016
455 2 "My Motherfuckin Mouth" June 2, 2016
456 3 "Sit and Sip Our Tea" June 3, 2016
457 4 "This is Not the Farmlands" June 4, 2016
458 5 "Stupid Alligator Legged Cripple" June 5, 2016
459 6 "My Daddy Said Shoot, And We Shot!" June 6, 2016
460 7 "Douse Myself In Gasoline June 7, 2016
461 8 "Out For Blood" June 8, 2016
462 9 "The Plot Thickens Gents" June 9, 2016
463 10 "Refuse To Roll Over And Die" June 11, 2016
464 11 "Enjoy Your Consolation Ribbon" June 12, 2016
465 12 "Turbulent Is A Fancy Word For Messy" June 13-15, 2016

Solomon Islands

Main Article: Survivor: Solomon Islands
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
466 1 "We Need Our Beloved Daughter Back" June 25, 2016
467 2 "Don't Even Know What A Gamebot Is" June 26, 2016
468 3 "Group Game Addicts Meeting" June 27, 2016
469 4 "I'm A Grammar Nazi" June 28, 2016
470 5 "Chaos Will Reign" June 30, 2016
471 6 "Axes Through Bathroom Doors" July 1, 2016
472 7 "Crazy Intertwining Spiderweb" July 2, 2016
473 8 "This Vote is the Bananas Vote!" July 5, 2016
474 9 "You're Just Casualty Number One" July 7, 2016
475 10 "I'm A Baller-Ass Wizard" July 8, 2016
476 11 "Make Or Break Moment" July 9, 2016
477 12 "Unfunny British Twat" July 10, 2016
478 13 "Scumbag Your Best Ally" July 11, 2016
479 14 "Are We Playing Big Brother Now?" July 12, 2016

Worlds Collide

Main Article: Turney vs. Suitman: Worlds Collide
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
480 1 "The Absolute Wanker!" July 14, 2016
481 2 "Queen of the Scrubs" July 16, 2016
482 3 "An Extra Pile of Bodies" July 18, 2016
483 4 "That Would Require Brain Cells" July 20, 2016
484 5 "Can This Kid Not Hold A Conversation?" July 22, 2016
485 6 "Knight In Shining Armor" July 23, 2016
486 7 "Wearing Fishnet Stockings" July 25, 2016
487 8 "All the Layers of Bullshit" July 26, 2016
488 9 "Apparently We're Screwed" July 28, 2016
489 10 "More Ammo For the Jury" July 30, 2016
490 11 "Angels Amongst Garbage" July 31, 2016
491 12 "Willing to Touch Your Peepee" August 2, 2016
492 13 "Been A Real Mount Kilimanjaro" August 4-7, 2016

Honduras

Main Article: Survivor: Honduras
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
493 1 "These People Are All Wildcards" August 10, 2016
494 2 "Can't Handle A Double Edged Sword" August 11, 2016
495 3 "I'll Be His Bottom Bitch" August 14, 2016
496 4 "The Business of Winning" August 18, 2016
497 5 "A Good Lie to Be Told" August 19, 2016
498 6 "Doublecrossy Doublecross" August 20, 2016
499 7 "Petri Dish For Neurotic Nuts" August 21, 2016
500 8 "Retribution My Ass!" August 22, 2016
501 9 "Laying Down A Royal Flush" August 23, 2016
502 10 "Inching Out Their Blindside Stick" August 25, 2016
503 11 "The World Owes You Jack Shit" August 26, 2016
504 12 "Concrete Game Move" August 27, 2016
505 13 "Offspring of A Snake And A Rat" August 28, 2016
506 14 "They Drew the Blood on Their Hands" August 31, 2016
507 15 "No Longer A Third Wheel" September 1-2, 2016

Indonesia

Main Article: Survivor: Indonesia
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
508 1 "This Was A Horrible Mistake" November 26, 2016
509 2 "Round Freaking Two!" November 27, 2016
510 3 "That Menopause Stage" November 28, 2016
511 4 "I Have A Devious Plan" November 29, 2016
512 5 "Got Some Juicy Juice" November 30, 2016
513 6 "You Absolutely Know Nothing Bitch!" December 1, 2016
514 7 "Send My Ass To Tribal" December 2, 2016
515 8 "Flattery Does Get You Everywhere" December 4, 2016
516 9 "Question His Authority" December 7, 2016
517 10 "Some Sort of Pseudo-Rebellion" December 8, 2016
518 11 "Expose That Foursome" December 10, 2016
519 12 "Put My Name Down Tonight" December 11, 2016
520 13 "A Very Disgusting Game" December 14, 2016
521 14 "Trust My Instincts" December 16, 2016
522 15 "Holding Onto My Pride" December 18-19, 2016

Canary Islands

Main Article: Survivor: Canary Islands
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
523 1 "Then Out of Fucking Nowhere, I Hear Squawking!" January 3, 2017
524 2 "Sit In A Circle and Sing Kumbaya" January 4, 2017
525 3 "Thank the God That Doesn't Exist" January 5, 2017
526 4 "Phallic Shaped Canister In My Boxers" January 6, 2017
527 5 "Dink Donk No Bueno" January 7, 2017
528 6 "Thank You Survivor Gods" January 8, 2017
529 7 "Poetic Justice For My Safety" January 9, 2017
530 8 "To The Shit List You Go!" January 10, 2017
531 9 "Red Flags Bitch! Red Flags!" January 11, 2017
532 10 "Full On Embarrassment" January 12, 2017
533 11 "How To Use A Washing Machine" January 13, 2017
534 12 "Rusty Has Narcolepsy" January 14, 2017
535 13 "Thrown Through The Wringer" January 15, 2017
536 14 "Krispy Kreme Free Samples" January 16, 2017
537 15 "Get To Pick Off The Menu" January 17, 2017
538 16 "Sultry, Slutty, Seductive Goddess of Idols" January 19, 2017
539 17 "This is Not An Advantage Mister!" January 24-25, 2017

Entitled vs. Earned

Main Article: Survivor: Entitled vs. Earned
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
540 1 "The 51st Shade of Grey" June 6, 2017
541 2 "One Big Tumor on My Sanity" June 7, 2017
542 3 "Fucking Hate Horses Now" June 8, 2017
543 4 "Time Has Made Him Dumber" June 9, 2017
544 5 "Colgate-White Pasty Lookin’ Ass" June 11, 2017
545 6 "Thanks Shawnbama!" June 12, 2017
546 7 "He Feeds Their Fantasy" June 13, 2017
547 8 "I Want Him to Choke on A Fork" June 15, 2017
548 9 "It’s Been A Hot Minute!" June 16, 2017
549 10 "Basic Bitch Tengaged Handbook" June 18, 2017
550 11 "Good Lord, Why Am I Like This?" June 20, 2017
551 12 "Cockroach of the Season" June 21, 2017
552 13 "Feels Like A Civil War" June 22, 2017
553 14 "He Can Burn In Hell" June 23, 2017
554 15 "Keep My Name Outcho Mouth!" June 24, 2017
555 16 "My Revenge Trip" June 25, 2017
556 17 "Never Ever Get Confident" June 26, 2017
557 18 "Apocalypse of the Egos" June 27-28, 2017

Ragnarok

Main Article: Survivor: Ragnarok
No. in series Episode # Title Original Airdate
558 1 "Suitman's Survivor Is Not Fun!" July 15, 2017
559 2 "Superman In A Fat Suit" July 16, 2017
560 3 "Yummy Yummy Eat Em Votes" July 17, 2017
561 4 "Nobody Talks To Me!" July 18, 2017
562 5 "Stress Induced Heat Attack" July 19, 2017
563 6 "Path To Enlightenment" July 20, 2017
564 7 "Wearing the Crown of Shadiness" July 25, 2017
565 8 "Persuasive Like A Serpent" July 30, 2017
566 9 "Rethink My Entire Game" July 31, 2017
567 10 "High As Balls Right Now" August 1, 2017
568 11 "Keyboard Gangster Ass Premades" August 4, 2017
569 12 "Easily Sell Me Down The River" August 6, 2017
570 13 "Letting A Serial Killer Loose" August 7, 2017
571 14 "Never Lied So Much In My Life" August 8, 2017
572 15 "He's A Zombie That Does Not Die" August 9, 2017
573 16 "Razor Blades Covered In Nail Polish" August 10, 2017
574 17 "Ride The Middle Like A Horse" August 12, 2017
575 18 "Falling Ass Backwards Into Winning" August 13-15, 2017

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